TAG | HUMOR

“ Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over agai...

-

“ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stup...

-Albert Einstein

“ You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not sa...

-Terry Pratchett

“ People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to...

-Michael Bassey Johnson

“ I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mat...

-Jarod Kintz

“ have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you so...

-Lewis Carroll

“ Death: 'THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN AL...

-Terry Pratchett

“ Psychologists call these fully absorbing experiences...

-

“ I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, ...

-

“ Freud expressed the opinion–not quite in earnest, th...

-

“ I don't know why people are afraid of lust. Then I c...

-C. JoyBell C.

“ We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying ...

-William Goldman

“ The Doctrine is the Ecstasy

-

“ I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

-Jarod Kintz

“ To label someone as selfless is symptomatic of havin...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“ It’s true–there are only, like, two songs about rain...

-

“ *Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents tha...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“ Is she okay?” “She’s only been out for five minutes....

-

“ I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wi...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, al...

-