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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only ...

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I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this w...

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I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, bu...

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And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a li...

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No matter how you care to define it, I do not identi...

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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages ar...

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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

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If no one knows when a person is going to die, how c...

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the ...

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Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who ...

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with...

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Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that f...

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to...

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This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation o...

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I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to Go...

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That's why they call it the American Dream, because ...

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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a h...

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some p...

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It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It ...

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions...

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