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“ If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you...
“ It turned out I was pretty good in science. But agai...
“ I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church ...
“ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
“ I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t h...
“ Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of num...
“ Here's all you have to know about men and women: wom...
“ Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some ...
“ You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day,...
“ Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I thi...
“ The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly...
“ I often warn people: 'Somewhere along the way, someo...
“ Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you i...
“ There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence...
“ I was thinking about how people seem to read the bib...
“ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.