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“ It turned out I was pretty good in science. But agai...
“ If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you...
“ You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day,...
“ I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church ...
“ The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only ...
“ Here's all you have to know about men and women: wom...
“ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
“ Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I thi...
“ Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of num...
“ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
“ Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some ...
“ I often warn people: 'Somewhere along the way, someo...
“ Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth ...
“ I tried to believe that there is a God, who created ...
“ To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much ev...
“ There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence...