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“ It turned out I was pretty good in science. But agai...
“ The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only ...
“ If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you...
“ You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day,...
“ Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of num...
“ To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much ev...
“ If no one knows when a person is going to die, how c...
“ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
“ Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth ...
“ Here's all you have to know about men and women: wom...
“ There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence...
“ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
“ I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages ar...
“ I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t h...
“ I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this w...
“ Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I thi...