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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church ...

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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It turned out I was pretty good in science. But agai...

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If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you...

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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t h...

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some ...

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Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of num...

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You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day,...

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I often warn people: 'Somewhere along the way, someo...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: wom...

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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly...

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Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you i...

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There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence...

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I thi...

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I tried to believe that there is a God, who created ...

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the bib...

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Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth ...

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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this w...

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