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I always felt that Jim Morrison was a terrible name ...

-Jarod Kintz

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People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to...

-Michael Bassey Johnson

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I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always ru...

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I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wi...

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It’s true–there are only, like, two songs about rain...

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The truth exposes some people so deeply, their last ...

-Criss Jami

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You might not believe this, but there is no one like...

-Richelle Mead

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Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

-William Shakespeare

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Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.

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novan: bassists are very good with their fingersnova...

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Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. W...

-Criss Jami

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When I touched her body,I believed she was God.In th...

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DaMn sTrAiGhT Im GoOd In BeD................. I cAn ...

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Life is like butter - when things cool down it can b...

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How easy it is for so many of us today to be undoubt...

-Criss Jami

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One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and t...

-Jarod Kintz

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To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you hav...

-Criss Jami

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Motorcycle helmets are bottomless. Strippers are top...

-Jarod Kintz

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The easiest way to get from point A to point B is wi...

-Jarod Kintz

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Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

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