TAG | FUNNY

“ I always felt that Jim Morrison was a terrible name ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to...

-Michael Bassey Johnson

“ I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always ru...

-Jarod Kintz

“ It’s true–there are only, like, two songs about rain...

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“ I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wi...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

-William Shakespeare

“ The truth exposes some people so deeply, their last ...

-Criss Jami

“ When I touched her body,I believed she was God.In th...

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“ You might not believe this, but there is no one like...

-Richelle Mead

“ novan: bassists are very good with their fingersnova...

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“ Life is like butter - when things cool down it can b...

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“ Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.

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“ Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. W...

-Criss Jami

“ How easy it is for so many of us today to be undoubt...

-Criss Jami

“ I had a dream about you last night. We were plug soc...

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“ I had a dream about you last night. The champagne wa...

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“ I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void i...

-Jarod Kintz

“ To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you hav...

-Criss Jami

“ DaMn sTrAiGhT Im GoOd In BeD................. I cAn ...

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