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To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll lea...

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...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy...

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You know one day, you're going to look back on these...

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I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them a...

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I didn't recognize it as such then, because I was on...

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People will drive by their high school ten years dow...

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Life will hack off your head and shit down your neck...

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Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.

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An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful ...

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My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re w...

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A father and son walked into a bar, and the bartende...

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I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. T...

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Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power...

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So you mean to tell me you won't fuck anyone you don...

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I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It lo...

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Let me ask you this: How many days do you have left,...

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I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of cond...

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I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol make...

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I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she...

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With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a...

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