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I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mat...

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Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we we...

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Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead ...

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Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for o...

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A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I...

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When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-G...

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I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thir...

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Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish...

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The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), ...

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Come Hell or High Water' usually depends on the kind...

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Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's cal...

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I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be...

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Early on I set out to write the next Great American ...

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Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment....

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Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism.

-Criss Jami

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He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bu...

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Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in like...

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If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in ...

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I love hellos that last a lifetime, and goodbyes tha...

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What does it mean to be the best? It means you have ...

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