QUOTE | FROM Woody Allen

“ I've been trying to start a garage band for over a d...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I wrote a song called 'Stinky Sodomite.' It isn't a ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposit...

-Woody Allen

“ I know I love her, because when I see her my heart b...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I wish I listened through my urethra, because imagin...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I put the sing in single–especially when I’m in the ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love w...

-Woody Allen

“ I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s cove...

-Jarod Kintz

“ My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearin...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading ...

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“ I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, su...

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“ To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shad...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conq...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Early on I set out to write the next Great American ...

-Jarod Kintz