QUOTE | FROM Woody Allen

“ I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

-Woody Allen

“ How can I believe in God when just last week I got m...

-Woody Allen

“ The road to creativity passes so close to the madhou...

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“ To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposit...

-Woody Allen

“ We are gods with anuses.

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“ I can't go on, I'll go on.

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“ If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

-Woody Allen

“ God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

-Woody Allen

“ I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be the...

-Woody Allen

“ If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in hi...

-Woody Allen

“ I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I...

-Woody Allen

“ Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not fri...

-Woody Allen

“ I hate reality but it's still the best place to get ...

-Woody Allen

“ Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

-Woody Allen

“ Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Cath...

-Woody Allen

“ I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace...

-Woody Allen

“ I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love w...

-Woody Allen

“ My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

-Woody Allen