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IF VODKA WAS WATER && I WAS A DUCK, I'D SWIM TO THE BOTTOM && DRINK MY WAY UP. BUT VODKA AIN'T WATER AND I AIN'T NO DUCK, SO PASS THE DAMN VODKA! && SHUT THE F*** UP!



Copied the text: "IF VODKA WAS WATER && I WAS A DUCK, I'D SWIM TO THE BOTTOM && DRINK MY WAY UP. BUT VODKA AIN'T WATER AND I AIN'T NO DUCK, SO PASS THE DAMN VODKA! && SHUT THE F*** UP!"