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“ Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women 1. 2. 3. 4...

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“ Isn't it ironic that doctors call what they do pract...

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“ Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So...

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“ The actions of our celebrities and politicians have ...

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“ That awkward moment when you finsih a math problem a...

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“ me: *puts earphones in* me: me: me: me: me: me: me: ...

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“ 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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“ Age 1 : Daddy look ! *points to a boy* That's my bes...

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“ I hate having nothing to do. It gets me thinking too...

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“ When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that ...

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“ Today, after taking a shower I noticed the towel I w...

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“ Theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you...

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“ If you can't beat the idiot you are the idiot!

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“ When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time....

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“ Be my guest, rain on my parade; but baby I have the ...

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“ Me: Hey mom!?!.... Mom: WHAT!!!!! Me:...woah, neverm...

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“ I did not trip,I said hello to the floor with my face.

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“ Spell check, I think I would know how to spell my ow...

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“ Drugs destroy your memory and something else that i ...

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“ i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with t...

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