QUOTE | FROM Terry Pratchett




Anyway, lots of warrior tribes think that when they die, they go to a heavenly land somewhere,' said the toad. 'You know, where they can drink and fight and feast forever? So maybe this is theirs.''But this is a real place!''So? That's what they believe. Besides, they're only small. Maybe the universe is a bit crowded and they have to put heavens anywhere there's room? I'm a toad, so you'll appreciate that I'm having to guess a lot here.



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