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“ Bite me, Harry Potter.

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“ Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re s...

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“ Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to ret...

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“ And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane p...

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“ However, because they have no actual interests of th...

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“ And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is con...

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“ A blanket could represent change, and a brick repres...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors th...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Love is a feel-good feeling, like feeling a cat’s fu...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD ...

-Rick Riordan

“ A brick could be an object to measure your life agai...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

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“ My capacity for happiness,' he added, 'you could fit...

-Douglas Adams

“ ...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?''...

-George R.R. Martin

“ Objection!' Metz shouts.Grounds?' the judge asks.Wel...

-Jodi Picoult

“ Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in like...

-Jarod Kintz

“ As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, su...

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“ This is a good place,' he said.'There's a lot of liq...

-Ernest Hemingway

“ A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At lea...

-Jarod Kintz

“ She snores,” Morfyd warned.“I do no such thing!” Ann...

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