QUOTE | FROM Jarod Kintz




Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down–or be sat on. You are your brand–you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack.



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