QUOTE | FROM Jarod Kintz




On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died. First he said, 'You can't own a cat. Ever.' Second he told me, 'Friendly boys make friendly friends.' Finally he said, 'You were adopted, just like your father before you, and his father before him.' 'So,' I said, 'you were adopted?' 'Of course not!' he replied. 'Your father's not my son, just like he's not your father.' And to this day I am still confused. I have no idea why I can't own a cat.



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Copied the text: "On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died. First he said, 'You can't own a cat. Ever.' Second he told me, 'Friendly boys make friendly friends.' Finally he said, 'You were adopted, just like your father before you, and his father before him.' 'So,' I said, 'you were adopted?' 'Of course not!' he replied. 'Your father's not my son, just like he's not your father.' And to this day I am still confused. I have no idea why I can't own a cat."