QUOTE | FROM Jarod Kintz

“ I eat soup with chopsticks–and straws. And I make lo...

-Jarod Kintz

“ She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ My nickname isn’t Scarface–it’s Scarf Ace. I make kn...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everythi...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Love is like a tall tree standing next to a midget. ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offerin...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10–especially ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ The best part about falling in love with a slab of m...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I am Kid Awesome, I kid you not. But I don’t think m...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Your love story, I don’t want to give away the endin...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like...

-Jarod Kintz

“ She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman...

-Jarod Kintz

“ She wasn’t much for words, but she told me she loved...

-Jarod Kintz

“ My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the f...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I shed my clothes like a garage doesn’t shed–and a s...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill t...

-Jarod Kintz

“ We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers.

-Jarod Kintz