QUOTE | FROM George Carlin
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“This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every 90 min. someone in the country is hit by a train. a train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't suprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?“
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