QUOTE | FROM George Carlin




Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.



Similar Quotes by Tags11149

It turned out I was pretty good in science. But agai...

-George Carlin

Quote

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identi...

-George Carlin

Quote

Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of num...

-George Carlin

Quote

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this w...

-George Carlin

Quote

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence...

-George Carlin

Quote

I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Kn...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day,...

-George Carlin

Quote

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you...

-George Carlin

Quote

I have bread, water, and love–what more can a man as...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

-

Quote

I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester ...

-

Quote

Be joyful and expect a great future.

-Lailah Gifty Akita

Quote

As soon as you cross the county line into where all ...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also mad...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

Fair enough…No inhaling battery acid,” I smirk. “We ...

-

Quote

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

-

Quote

I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the ...

-

Quote

Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Someti...

-Jarod Kintz

Quote

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the s...

-

Quote
Copied the text: "Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."