QUOTE | FROM George Carlin

“ The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

-George Carlin

“ If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same tim...

-George Carlin

“ A brick could be used to test my new levitation mach...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Love is, or you isn’t.

-Jarod Kintz

“ forcast for tonight: dark

-George Carlin

“ Another thing I take issue with are people who take ...

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“ Objection!' Metz shouts.Grounds?' the judge asks.Wel...

-Jodi Picoult

“ I had a dream about you where you were an economic h...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD ...

-Rick Riordan

“ With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a sl...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A brick could be an object to measure your life agai...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your ...

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“ Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. 'How does h...

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“ The Brit's face shares a heritage with a junkyard bu...

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“ You can tell a lot about a person's character by how...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At lea...

-Jarod Kintz

“ ...it’s just another one of those things I don’t und...

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“ I come from a long line of miserable people.

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“ A blanket could represent change, and a brick repres...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism ...

-Jarod Kintz