QUOTE | FROM Bill Watterson

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-Bill Watterson

“ I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

-Bill Watterson

“ From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to ...

-Bill Watterson

“ I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

-Bill Watterson

“ The world isn't fair, Calvin.''I know Dad, but why i...

-Bill Watterson

“ You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses...

-Bill Watterson

“ I hate to think that all my current experiences will...

-Bill Watterson

“ Now what state do you live in?''Denial.

-Bill Watterson

“ As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complica...

-Bill Watterson

“ I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modifica...

-Bill Watterson

“ Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble. Calvin: Ha! ...

-Bill Watterson

“ Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up a...

-Bill Watterson

“ Reality continues to ruin my life.

-Bill Watterson

“ Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you kn...

-Bill Watterson

“ The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby t...

-Bill Watterson

“ I think hiccup cures were really invented for the am...

-Bill Watterson

“ ...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?''...

-George R.R. Martin

“ My capacity for happiness,' he added, 'you could fit...

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“ A blanket could represent change, and a brick repres...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

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