QUOTE | FROM Bill Watterson

“ I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

-Bill Watterson

“ You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses...

-Bill Watterson

“ I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

-Bill Watterson

“ The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby t...

-Bill Watterson

“ Reality continues to ruin my life.

-Bill Watterson

“ Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said '...

-Bill Watterson

“ Talking with you is sort of the conversational equiv...

-Bill Watterson

“ Now what state do you live in?''Denial.

-Bill Watterson

“ Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble. Calvin: Ha! ...

-Bill Watterson

“ I like to switch things up by keeping things the sam...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up a...

-Bill Watterson

“ That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's...

-Bill Watterson

“ Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...an...

-Bill Watterson

“ Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is r...

-Bill Watterson

“ We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of ...

-Bill Watterson

“ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! ...

-Bill Watterson

“ Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. C...

-Bill Watterson

“ When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

-Bill Watterson

“ I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly us...

-Bill Watterson

“ I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modifica...

-Bill Watterson