QUOTE | FROM Bill Watterson

“ I think hiccup cures were really invented for the am...

-Bill Watterson

“ When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

-Bill Watterson

“ Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives i...

-Bill Watterson

“ I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me ...

-Bill Watterson

“ Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up a...

-Bill Watterson

“ I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modifica...

-Bill Watterson

“ I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So...

-Jarod Kintz

“ As soon as you cross the county line into where all ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a...

-Jarod Kintz

“ Fair enough…No inhaling battery acid,” I smirk. “We ...

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“ No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

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“ I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester ...

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“ My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also mad...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I have bread, water, and love–what more can a man as...

-Jarod Kintz

“ DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

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“ I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the ...

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“ Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Someti...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I had a dream about you last night. We went to the s...

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“ The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), ...

-Jarod Kintz

“ I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in...

-Jarod Kintz