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He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. 'You...

-John Green

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his far...

-Stephen King

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I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take th...

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As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, su...

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...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?''...

-George R.R. Martin

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Life - with or without softener- is hard

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Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questio...

-Albert Einstein

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Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh–Armadale! ...

-Cassandra Clare

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She snores,” Morfyd warned.“I do no such thing!” Ann...

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My capacity for happiness,' he added, 'you could fit...

-Douglas Adams

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I don't want to be a man,' said Jace. 'I want to be ...

-Cassandra Clare

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My bed feels empty without my ex wife in it. Also, I...

-Jarod Kintz

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We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn f...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bu...

-Jarod Kintz

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David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy...

-J. M. Barrie

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She’s young and beautiful, which is twice as good as...

-Jarod Kintz

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You might not believe this, but there is no one like...

-Richelle Mead

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very lo...

-Albert Einstein

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To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you hav...

-Criss Jami

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