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Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

-William Shakespeare

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What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, 'ungifted' ch...

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The truth exposes some people so deeply, their last ...

-Criss Jami

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Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. W...

-Criss Jami

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It is humanly impossible to be selfless. As a matter...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witn...

-Jarod Kintz

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Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Ha...

-J. K. Rowling

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No single bad person regards themselves as a bad per...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

-Jarod Kintz

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How easy it is for so many of us today to be undoubt...

-Criss Jami

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We all have this perfect little image of who we want...

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How long you will live in your dreams? The time is n...

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We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying ...

-William Goldman

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Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence ...

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Don’t keep those people in your life who are complet...

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Stop explaining to others, people will only understa...

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The marks we leave are too often scars.

-John Green

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My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of seda...

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Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, ...

-Cassandra Clare

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Its all about perception in life, For some One minus...

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