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You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not sa...

-Terry Pratchett

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have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you so...

-Lewis Carroll

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People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to...

-Michael Bassey Johnson

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I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mat...

-Jarod Kintz

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Death: 'THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN AL...

-Terry Pratchett

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Freud expressed the opinion–not quite in earnest, th...

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Psychologists call these fully absorbing experiences...

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I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, ...

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I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always ru...

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To label someone as selfless is symptomatic of havin...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wi...

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We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying ...

-William Goldman

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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents tha...

-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

-Jarod Kintz

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It’s true–there are only, like, two songs about rain...

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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, al...

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If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witn...

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When he picked out the gravesite plot, my father had...

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Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul

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Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.

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