AUTHOR | WOODY ALLEN



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Woody Allen | Actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright



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Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg, December 1, 1935) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker and playwright, whose career spans more than five decades.
He worked as a comedy writer in the 1950s, writing jokes and scripts for television and publishing several books of short humor pieces. In the early 1960s, Allen began performing as a stand-up comedian, emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. As a comedian, he developed the persona of an insecure, intellectual, fretful nebbish, which he maintains is quite different from his real-life personality. In 2004, Comedy Central ranked Allen in fourth place on a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comedians, while a UK survey ranked Allen as the third greatest comedian.
By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films, first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s, and alternating between comedies and dramas to the present. H


Born: 1935-12-01

Born in: The Bronx, New York, U.S.





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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be the...

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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of...

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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

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My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at...

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get ...

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the ...

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contr...

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The most expensive sex is free sex

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I feel that life is divided into the horrible and th...

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Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over ...

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for th...

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your p...

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have...

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You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most ov...

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I l...

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The difference between sex and love is that sex reli...

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The difference between sex and death is that with de...

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there...

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