AUTHOR | JAROD KINTZ



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Jarod Kintz | Writer




Born: 1982-03-05

Born in: Salt Lake City, The United States







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What has keys but can’t listen to the beauty it unlo...

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I always felt that Jim Morrison was a terrible name ...

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I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.

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I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mat...

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I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always ru...

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I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wi...

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I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

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Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich wi...

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Two one-armed people might seem perfect for each oth...

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If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witn...

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The difference between you and everyone else, is eve...

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Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we we...

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Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead ...

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Why would the US try to win a war? War is an assembl...

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If I’m going to write a book every American will wan...

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When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-G...

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Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m s...

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I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. ...

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I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in...

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I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’...

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